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This is the final bump, see you all on Monday.
With a total of 576 votes, here is who moving on to the next (and final) round.
Next week, we will begin the voting for the BatshitBabe of the year. Please be familiar with their stories, as you will also be selecting one for each the following special awards.
Miss "Best Mug Shot"
Miss "Would hit"
Miss "Most crazy"
Miss "Most likely to bring home and meet mom"
Miss "Most likely to be in the 2015 pageant."
Miss "Wrong place, wrong time"
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Unfortunately, Miss Five's Mugshot didn't make the cut.
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Here are the six contestants that were sent home this week. Better luck next year, Ladies.
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best mug shot - Miss January
would hit - Miss March
most crazy - Miss January
most likely to bring home and meet mum - Miss July
most likely to be in the 2015 pageant - Miss June
wrong place , wrong time - Miss April
![]() 12/19/2014 at 09:18 |
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Florida is under represented this year and there's a lot of Texas...
![]() 12/19/2014 at 09:26 |
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I jotted your answers down, but I was going to wait until Monday to start tracking them.
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I have a data comparison coming later.
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So is Texas the new Florida??
![]() 12/19/2014 at 10:49 |
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she will be missed.
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Here is how the voting broke down.
Miss Fifteen (who made the finals) and Miss Sixteen were separated by one vote.
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YOUR VOTES MATTERED: Intoxication from the first round is up 2%
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This is entirely due to my favourite, miss twelve who consumed enough liquor to kill an elephant. Recently at a bar I brought up her story, the highest anyone had ever blown was .260 They claimed they were passed out.
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Taken into consideration the actual level of intoxication in each finalist, I added up the BALs and divided by 0.08
Miss Oct really drove that number up.
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YOUR VOTES MATTERED: Crimes or arrests that included violence are up 11%
YOUR VOTES MATTERED: The average age went down to 26 (was previously 42)
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YOUR VOTES MATTERED: Florida is looking pretty good. - down 5%
YOUR VOTES MATTERED: Florida and Texas are still even, but now they are tied with Tennessee.
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WOW!
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I really didn't add anything up, but... there were only five sober ones.
.413 can get four extra people up to .08, which leaves one.
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YOUR VOTES MATTERED: We had two half-dressed contestants. One was masturbating on a motorcycle, one was having sex in the back of a police car.
Since we voted out the one in the back of the police car, we're really not into handcuffs, and like to watch.
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And Tennessee is the new Texas
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/your-votes-mat…
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Someones gonna have to change the bugs bunny florida gif.
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Didn't Miss March attack somebody with an axe?
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Seriously, you need to work for John Stewart during the next election.
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.413 is sufficient condition for utility max.